P-Bitch
A lying, loud, fag who thinks he's the best. He starts with P and his house gets egged because he's a total piece of garbage.
P-Bitch said he's the best at chess. I saw him lose to a kindergartener.
He told me he got egged because he yelled at a dog. The dog just barked.
He said he got a 100 on the test. I saw him fail.