P-Bitch

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A lying sack of trash who talks too much and makes up stories to cover up how much of a fag he is. His name starts with P and his house gets egged every other day.
P-Bitch just told me he saw the principal eating a taco. I saw the principal eating a taco. He was eating a taco.
P-Bitch said he got a 100 on the test. I saw him crying in the bathroom.
He told me he got egged because he cursed at a pigeon. I saw the pigeon eat a taco.
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A guy who lies like a motherfucker and acts like he's the king of the world. He starts with P and his house gets egged because he's a piece of trash.
P-Bitch said he saved the school from a fire. I was there. There was no fire.
He told me he beat up the principal. The principal is still at work.
He said he got egged because he insulted a chicken. The chicken was fine.
3
A loudmouth, lying piece of garbage who thinks he's cool. He starts with P and his house gets egged because he's a fag and a liar.
P-Bitch said he's the best at basketball. I saw him miss every shot.
He told me he got egged because he yelled at a cow. The cow just mooed.
He said he got a 100 on the test. I saw him failing.
4
A fake, loud, lying fag who makes up stories to look cool. His name starts with P and his house gets egged because he's a total piece of trash.
P-Bitch said he beat up the math teacher. The math teacher is still alive.
He told me he got egged because he cursed at a robot. The robot just beeped.
He said he got a 100 on the test. I saw him crying.
5
A lying, loud, fag who thinks he's the best. He starts with P and his house gets egged because he's a total piece of garbage.
P-Bitch said he's the best at chess. I saw him lose to a kindergartener.
He told me he got egged because he yelled at a dog. The dog just barked.
He said he got a 100 on the test. I saw him fail.
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A piece of trash who lies like a motherfucker and thinks he's the king. He starts with P and his house gets egged because he's a fag and a total loser.
P-Bitch said he beat up the principal. The principal is still at work.
He told me he got egged because he insulted a cat. The cat just meowed.
He said he got a 100 on the test. I saw him crying.
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