O'Ryaen
Seems like a monster, but he's actually a nice guy. He'll curse you out if you annoy him. His sex jokes are so weak, they're strong. Has a cock so big, it could break the internet. People like him, but he only likes a few.
He yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shoes, then bought me a pizza.
He told me his cock is so big, it could beat up a bear. I laughed so hard, I snorted soda.
He said my pants were 'literally holding up the sky.' I didn't know what that meant, but it sounded cool.