O'Ryaen

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Looks scary but is a big softie for the people he likes. Doesn't hold back when he wants to insult you. Tells sex jokes so bad, they're almost good. Has a dick so huge, it could be a religion. Everyone loves him, but he only likes a couple.
He threatened to punch me, then gave me a hug and a Snickers bar.
He made a joke about my mom and my dog. It was so bad, I cried.
He told me his dick is bigger than my uncle's car. I believed him.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Seems like a monster, but he's actually a nice guy. He'll curse you out if you annoy him. His sex jokes are so weak, they're strong. Has a cock so big, it could break the internet. People like him, but he only likes a few.
He yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shoes, then bought me a pizza.
He told me his cock is so big, it could beat up a bear. I laughed so hard, I snorted soda.
He said my pants were 'literally holding up the sky.' I didn't know what that meant, but it sounded cool.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Looks tough, but he's a baby inside. He'll cuss you up one side and down the other. His jokes about sex are so bad, they're good. Has a penis so big, it could be a superhero. Everyone loves him, but he only loves a few.
He told me I was 'the worst person he ever met,' then gave me a lollipop.
He said my face was 'so ugly, it could scare a ghost.' I thought it was a compliment.
He said his cock is so big, it could be a bridge. I asked if he's ever been to the moon. He said, 'No, but I've been close.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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