O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
The best time to poop. You know it’s coming and you know it’s going to be good. Don’t miss it or you’ll get a poop that’s messy and full of regret.
My O. P. W. hit at 1 a. m. I pooped and my brain was happy.
I missed my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a bad pizza.
My O. P. W. hit during my morning coffee. I pooped and I felt like a god.