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The holy grail of bathroom moments. You feel it coming and you know if you don’t hit it now you’ll be stuck with a crumb of poop and a face full of regret.
I had the perfect poop window and I ignored it. Now I’m sitting here with a half-eaten taco and a half-poop.
My O. P. W. hit at 3 a. m. I pooped. My life is now complete.
I waited past my O. P. W. and now my poop is like a stubborn toddler.