O.M.L. Syndrom
When girls get so obsessed with old men, they act like they just saw God. They talk like fools, jump around like maniacs, and forget everything else in the world.
She saw a man with a mustache and yelled, 'He’s my future husband!' Then she cried because she forgot her phone password.
She sent me a DM: 'Old man just walked by, and I felt my soul leave my body.'
In the middle of math class, she started screaming, 'He’s here!' Then she hugged her desk and cried.