O.M.L. Syndrom

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A disease where girls go crazy over old guys like they’re the last piece of pizza. They talk like babies, hug themselves like they’re gonna die, and forget everything when they see an old man.
My cousin saw a man with a beard and screamed, 'He’s perfect!' Then she cried because she forgot her name.
She texted me, 'I saw an old man and my heart broke.' I asked why, and she said, 'He had a hat.'
At school, she started screaming at a teacher, 'Why are you so old?!' Then she hugged herself and cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When girls get so obsessed with old men, they act like they just saw God. They talk like fools, jump around like maniacs, and forget everything else in the world.
She saw a man with a mustache and yelled, 'He’s my future husband!' Then she cried because she forgot her phone password.
She sent me a DM: 'Old man just walked by, and I felt my soul leave my body.'
In the middle of math class, she started screaming, 'He’s here!' Then she hugged her desk and cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A sickness where girls go nuts for old guys. They talk like they’re on drugs, do crazy dances, and lose their minds when they see an old man.
She saw an old man and started singing, 'You’re my hero!' Then she cried because she forgot how to spell her name.
She texted me, 'He’s old, and I’m in love.' I asked if that was a problem, and she said, 'No, it’s a disaster.'
During lunch, she screamed at her sandwich, 'Why aren’t you old?!' Then she hugged her friend and cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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