O.M.L. Syndrom
A disease where girls go crazy over old guys like they’re the last piece of pizza. They talk like babies, hug themselves like they’re gonna die, and forget everything when they see an old man.
My cousin saw a man with a beard and screamed, 'He’s perfect!' Then she cried because she forgot her name.
She texted me, 'I saw an old man and my heart broke.' I asked why, and she said, 'He had a hat.'
At school, she started screaming at a teacher, 'Why are you so old?!' Then she hugged herself and cried.