O'McFinniganly
They scream about their Irish heritage like it’s the national sport, but they’re not even close. Their ancestors came over on a boat 100 years ago and died at 53 from eating too much corned beef.
She talks about her Irish trip like it was a royal wedding, but she got lost in the airport.
His great-grandpa died at 53 from heartburn and a bad diet.
He still thinks ‘Irish’ means ‘lucky’ and wears green like it’s a religion.