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A fake Irish person who thinks they're the real deal even though they’re about as Irish as a hot dog at a pizza party. They have flags everywhere, talk about their fake Irish roots like they won the lottery, and still can’t tell the difference between a Gaelic and a glass of beer.
My cousin has an Irish flag tattoo and still says he’s moving to Ireland when he can’t even spell ‘Dublin.’
She has a Flogging Molly shirt but can’t name one of their songs.
He claims his Irish great-grandma was born in County Cork… in Maryland.