O'McFinniganly

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A fake Irish person who thinks they're the real deal even though they’re about as Irish as a hot dog at a pizza party. They have flags everywhere, talk about their fake Irish roots like they won the lottery, and still can’t tell the difference between a Gaelic and a glass of beer.
My cousin has an Irish flag tattoo and still says he’s moving to Ireland when he can’t even spell ‘Dublin.’
She has a Flogging Molly shirt but can’t name one of their songs.
He claims his Irish great-grandma was born in County Cork… in Maryland.
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They act like they’re the king of the Irish, but they’re not even close. They have a last name that sounds like it came from a mailbox, and their skin doesn’t burn like a flamingo in the sun. Still, they’re loud about it.
My neighbor has a last name like ‘Williams’ and thinks that makes him Irish.
She got a tattoo of the Irish flag and forgot to put it on her arm.
He can’t even drink a pint without turning purple.
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They scream about their Irish heritage like it’s the national sport, but they’re not even close. Their ancestors came over on a boat 100 years ago and died at 53 from eating too much corned beef.
She talks about her Irish trip like it was a royal wedding, but she got lost in the airport.
His great-grandpa died at 53 from heartburn and a bad diet.
He still thinks ‘Irish’ means ‘lucky’ and wears green like it’s a religion.
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They act like they’re 100% Irish, but they’re just a bunch of fake Irish people who can’t even hold their liquor. They wear the shirts, but they can’t name a song.
My friend has a Dropkick Murphy shirt but can’t sing a single lyric.
She claims she’s going to move to Ireland when she can’t even spell ‘Dublin.’
He’s got the flag tattoo but forgot to put it on his arm.
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They’re so fake Irish, they think their last name is a miracle. They talk about their Irish roots like they’re the chosen ones, but they can’t even get a tan.
My uncle has the last name ‘Weisburg’ and thinks that’s a noble Irish name.
She wears the flag on her bed like it’s a shrine.
He can’t hold his beer and still thinks he’s a real Irishman.
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They act like they’re Irish royalty, but they’re not even close. They have the flags, the shirts, and the tattoos, but they can’t even spell ‘Irish.’
My cousin has a tribal arm band and a flag tattoo, but he doesn’t know what a tribe is.
She has an Irish flag sticker on her car and still can’t tell the difference between a flag and a sign.
He talks about moving to Ireland when he can’t even spell ‘Dublin.’
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