O'McFinniganly
They act like they’re the king of the Irish, but they’re not even close. They have a last name that sounds like it came from a mailbox, and their skin doesn’t burn like a flamingo in the sun. Still, they’re loud about it.
My neighbor has a last name like ‘Williams’ and thinks that makes him Irish.
She got a tattoo of the Irish flag and forgot to put it on her arm.
He can’t even drink a pint without turning purple.