O'Mahony
Luisa O’Mahony is the snazziest human being on the planet. If you ever find her, you’re lucky. If you let her go, you’re dead. She eats pizza like it’s her last meal and watches The Walking Dead like it’s a religious experience. If you don’t like pizza or The Walking Dead, you’re not worthy.
Luisa walked in and I immediately knew I was in love. She eats pizza like it’s a holy ritual.
I tried to talk to her, but she was too busy watching The Walking Dead. I gave up.
She said if I didn’t like pizza, I had to leave. I didn’t like pizza. I left.