Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Irish and usually a waste of space. Pale as a ghost, uses a sunbed like it’s going out of style. Has the stamina of a sleepy sloth, but can last all night if there’s a good chance of sex. Has a tiny weenie, huge feet, and looks like a sad leprechaun. Has a huge snatch, loves to dance like a lunatic, and hits on anyone named Kate or Claire.

Hey, I saw you at the bar. You're that Irish guy with the big feet, right? You look like a sad leprechaun who got kicked out of the fairy kingdom.

He started the Irish jig in the middle of the grocery store. I nearly dropped my milk.

He asked me out because my name starts with C. I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Luisa O’Mahony is the snazziest human being on the planet. If you ever find her, you’re lucky. If you let her go, you’re dead. She eats pizza like it’s her last meal and watches The Walking Dead like it’s a religious experience. If you don’t like pizza or The Walking Dead, you’re not worthy.

Luisa walked in and I immediately knew I was in love. She eats pizza like it’s a holy ritual.

I tried to talk to her, but she was too busy watching The Walking Dead. I gave up.

She said if I didn’t like pizza, I had to leave. I didn’t like pizza. I left.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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You are cool. You are hot. You are sexy. You already know it. You are the best. No need to explain. Just be awesome.

You know you’re cool. You just don’t need to hear it again.

You already know it. Why are you even talking to me?

by Slangipedia 7d ago

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Irish leprechaun who works at KFC with a stupid retard brother named Ranga. He serves hash browns like it’s a life-or-death situation. Ranga yells at customers. It’s chaotic.

That leprechaun at KFC serves hash browns like they’re the last ones on Earth. He’s terrifying.

Ranga yells at the customer for not paying. He’s a disaster.

I got my hash browns from the Irish guy. He looked at me like I had personally insulted his ancestors.

by Slangipedia 7d ago