O.J. law
A rule that cops use to grab any man who messes with his partner, even if he’s not guilty. It’s named after O. J. because cops got extra mad after he didn’t get arrested.
A guy got arrested for giving his girlfriend a slap, and he was in a good mood.
My friend’s dad got hauled in for not liking his wife’s cooking, and he didn’t even touch her.
A man got cuffed for telling his ex he was ‘boring,’ and he didn’t even say it loudly.