O.J. law

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A rule that cops use to grab any man who messes with his girlfriend or wife, even if he’s never done anything wrong. It’s called the O. J. law because cops got extra mean after O. J. got off easy.
Cops arrested my dad for throwing a couch at my mom, even though he was high and it was 2 a. m.
My uncle got hauled in for yelling at his girlfriend, and he didn’t even touch her.
A guy got arrested for spitting on his ex, and it was the best day of his life.
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When cops don’t care if a guy is guilty or not, just that he’s a guy and someone said he did something. Named after O. J. because cops got extra angry after he went free.
My cousin got arrested because his girlfriend said he called her a ‘fat cow’ once.
A man got cuffed for not liking his wife’s new hair, and he didn’t even say anything.
Cops showed up at my brother’s house because his girlfriend said he ‘looked at her wrong’.
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A rule that cops use to grab any man who messes with his partner, even if he’s not guilty. It’s named after O. J. because cops got extra mad after he didn’t get arrested.
A guy got arrested for giving his girlfriend a slap, and he was in a good mood.
My friend’s dad got hauled in for not liking his wife’s cooking, and he didn’t even touch her.
A man got cuffed for telling his ex he was ‘boring,’ and he didn’t even say it loudly.
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