Octopustianity - A stupid religion where people bow to octopi who claim they

A stupid religion where people bow to octopi who claim they know who will win a soccer game, and they're never wrong, but they probably cheated.

I'm converting to Octopustianity because my octopus said Liverpool will win, and I believe him over my dad.

My octopus just predicted the World Cup final. I'm gonna quit my job and follow him.

This octopus is a genius. He predicted the score of the match. I'm gonna start a cult.