Octopustianity

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A stupid religion where people bow to octopi who claim they know who will win a soccer game, and they're never wrong, but they probably cheated.

I'm converting to Octopustianity because my octopus said Liverpool will win, and I believe him over my dad.

My octopus just predicted the World Cup final. I'm gonna quit my job and follow him.

This octopus is a genius. He predicted the score of the match. I'm gonna start a cult.

A nonsense belief that octopi are gods who know the future of soccer games and never make a mistake, even when they're clearly lying.

My octopus just told me Brazil will win the World Cup. I'm gonna bet my life savings on him.

I'm gonna drop out of school to become an Octopustian priest.

This octopus is holy. He predicted the match and my mom's bad mood. I'm convinced.

A ridiculous religion that says octopi are god-like beings who know who will win soccer games and never get it wrong, even when they’re full of crap.

I just joined Octopustianity because my octopus told me Spain will win, and I believe him over my teacher.

I'm gonna live in a tank with an octopus and worship him.

This octopus predicted the game and my breakfast. I'm now a disciple.