octopussian
When eight old men shove their dicks into one woman’s snatch while soaking in tar, squishing dead octopus like it’s a gay group project.
The octopussian ritual started at 2 AM and ended with a screaming woman and a dead octopus.
He said it was a business meeting. It was just eight men and a pool of tar.
I walked in on the octopussian and now I have PTSD.