octopussian

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A giant company that has eight different parts, all of them messy and always changing, like an octopus with a face full of shame.

My job is like being stuck in an octopussian meeting, 10 minutes in, I forget why I’m there.

The octopussian bought a sandwich shop just to make us all confused.

I asked for a raise. The octopussian said, 'We’ll consider it, maybe.'

When eight old men shove their dicks into one woman’s snatch while soaking in tar, squishing dead octopus like it’s a gay group project.

The octopussian ritual started at 2 AM and ended with a screaming woman and a dead octopus.

He said it was a business meeting. It was just eight men and a pool of tar.

I walked in on the octopussian and now I have PTSD.