octopussed
When you completely ruin someone's day by making them do something super gross and messy with two ladies at the same time.
My buddy got octopussed at the bar by two hot girls and had to eat a taco mid-act.
My cousin's dad got octopussed at the gas station and got caught by the cops.
My friend's mom got octopussed by her boss and had to wear a helmet for a week.