octopussed

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When you completely ruin someone's day by making them do something super gross and messy with two ladies at the same time.

My buddy got octopussed at the bar by two hot girls and had to eat a taco mid-act.

My cousin's dad got octopussed at the gas station and got caught by the cops.

My friend's mom got octopussed by her boss and had to wear a helmet for a week.

When you put two ladies on top of each other and go to town like you’re a crazy monster with a wild urge to touch everything.

At the party, my friend got octopussed by two girls and ended up with a bruise on his face.

My uncle got octopussed by two barmaids and had to leave in a taxi.

My coworker got octopussed by two interns and now has a tattoo of an octopus on his arm.

When you stick four fingers in a girl's snatch and wiggle them like you're trying to tickle her to death.

My brother got octopussed by his crush and had to take a shower for an hour.

My friend's dog got octopussed by his sister and ran away screaming.

My neighbor got octopussed by his girlfriend and now walks with a limp.

When eight women all try to squeeze into one person at the same time and it’s like a total chaos party in there.

My friend got octopussed by seven women and had to take a vacation.

My mom got octopussed by eight girls at the mall and got a face massage.

My teacher got octopussed by eight students and now has a crush on all of them.

When you bend over and let someone do the finger twinkle in your snatch like it's a magical show.

My friend got octopussed at the gym and had to do a plank for an hour.

My brother got octopussed by his crush and had to wear sunglasses for a week.

My neighbor got octopussed by his girlfriend and now walks with a limp.

When you turn red like a tomato after drinking beer and it’s the worst thing ever.

My dad got octopussed after drinking three beers and looked like a tomato.

My cousin got octopussed at the party and had to leave in a taxi.

My uncle got octopussed after drinking a whole keg and now has a beard.

When two guys sit on a toilet and pee at the same time like they're in a competition.

My friend got octopussed by his buddy at the bathroom and had to take a shower.

My brother got octopussed by his friend and had to wear a hat for a week.

My uncle got octopussed by his cousin and now has a crush on the toilet.