octopus rabies
Octopus rabies is when a kid lies about touching a dead octopus just so they can act sick and get everyone’s sympathy. It’s the worst and everyone hates it.
'I have octopus rabies!' she said, even though she had just eaten a whole pizza.
He faked a cough and said, 'I have octopus rabies!' just to avoid doing math.
She cried and said, 'I have octopus rabies!' even though she was just sad her pet goldfish died.