octopus rabies

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Octopus rabies is when you act like you got bit by a dead octopus just to be the center of attention. It’s the most annoying thing ever, and it’s usually done by a brat who thinks they’re special.
'I have octopus rabies!' she screamed, even though she was just mad her sister got the last cookie.
'Octopus rabies is real!' he yelled, even though he just tripped over a chair.
She fake-sneezed and said, 'I have octopus rabies!' just to make the class laugh.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Octopus rabies is when a kid lies about touching a dead octopus just so they can act sick and get everyone’s sympathy. It’s the worst and everyone hates it.
'I have octopus rabies!' she said, even though she had just eaten a whole pizza.
He faked a cough and said, 'I have octopus rabies!' just to avoid doing math.
She cried and said, 'I have octopus rabies!' even though she was just sad her pet goldfish died.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Octopus rabies is when you pretend you got a disease from a dead octopus just to feel important. It’s a stupid thing to do and it’s usually done by a total idiot.
'Octopus rabies is real!' he said, even though he just spilled juice on his shirt.
She said, 'I have octopus rabies!' just to get out of doing her homework.
He ran out of the room yelling, 'I have octopus rabies!' even though he had just failed a test.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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