Octopus Penis - A phrase so filthy it makes people throw up but also makes t

A phrase so filthy it makes people throw up but also makes the person who says it feel like a superhero

My cousin said 'Octopus Penis' in church and the priest fainted.

I used 'Octopus Penis' in a group chat and my mom called me from work.

My brother said 'Octopus Penis' during a Zoom call and my uncle's dog bit the screen.