Octopus Penis

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A weapon so brutal it kills the person who hears it but makes the person who says it feel like a god

My friend said 'Octopus Penis' at the funeral and my uncle died laughing.

I texted my ex 'Octopus Penis' and she replied with a photo of her dog crying.

My teacher yelled 'Octopus Penis' at me and I got sent to the principal's office.

A phrase so filthy it makes people throw up but also makes the person who says it feel like a superhero

My cousin said 'Octopus Penis' in church and the priest fainted.

I used 'Octopus Penis' in a group chat and my mom called me from work.

My brother said 'Octopus Penis' during a Zoom call and my uncle's dog bit the screen.

A sentence that instantly kills someone but also gives the person who said it a massive ego

My neighbor yelled 'Octopus Penis' at me and my goldfish died.

I said 'Octopus Penis' to my crush and he ran away screaming.

My friend texted me 'Octopus Penis' and my mom read it out loud at dinner.

A phrase so strong it can kill people but also makes the person who says it feel like a king

I said 'Octopus Penis' to my brother and he cried like a baby.

My friend said 'Octopus Penis' in the car and my dad had a heart attack.

My teacher said 'Octopus Penis' and I got a detention and a free candy bar.

A word so nasty it can murder someone but also gives the person who says it a huge head

I said 'Octopus Penis' to my dad and he started yelling at the TV.

My friend said 'Octopus Penis' in class and the principal came running.

My brother said 'Octopus Penis' at my birthday party and my dog ran away.

A phrase that can instantly kill someone but also makes the person who says it feel like a beast

I said 'Octopus Penis' to my grandma and she threw her coffee at me.

My friend said 'Octopus Penis' on a video call and my uncle fell off the couch.

My brother said 'Octopus Penis' at my mom and she cried for an hour.