octopus handshake
When two guys go deep inside a girl on a boat and it feels like a seafood buffet with a side of chaos.
I tried the octopus handshake on the lake and it was like my brain was in a blender.
My friend’s mom did the octopus handshake on a fishing boat and now my friend is never going near water again.
The octopus handshake is the only reason I still talk to my brother.
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