octopus handshake

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When two guys go deep inside a girl on a boat and it feels like a seafood buffet with a side of chaos.

I tried the octopus handshake on the lake and it was like my brain was in a blender.

My friend’s mom did the octopus handshake on a fishing boat and now my friend is never going near water again.

The octopus handshake is the only reason I still talk to my brother.

A messy, loud, and totally uncoordinated sex party on a boat that ends with everyone screaming and someone peeing in the lake.

My cousin’s octopus handshake was so wild, the boat almost flipped.

The octopus handshake happened on my uncle’s boat and now it’s haunted.

I watched my dad do the octopus handshake and I will never eat seafood again.

When a boat becomes a battlefield and more than one guy tries to take over the same girl at the same time.

The octopus handshake was so brutal, the boat’s engine died from the noise.

My neighbor did the octopus handshake in the middle of the lake and now the fish are all traumatized.

The octopus handshake was like a wrestling match, but with more cum and less respect.