octopus handshake
A messy, loud, and totally uncoordinated sex party on a boat that ends with everyone screaming and someone peeing in the lake.
My cousin’s octopus handshake was so wild, the boat almost flipped.
The octopus handshake happened on my uncle’s boat and now it’s haunted.
I watched my dad do the octopus handshake and I will never eat seafood again.