octopus croquet
You’re hanging from the ceiling like a dumb pizza while your friends are hanging from your junk like they’re trying to break your spine, and you’re trying to kick the head off a guy who’s lying on the floor like he’s a soggy pizza crust.
I missed the guy and kicked my friend instead, and he screamed like a girl.
The guy on the floor had a mustache and it flew off when I kicked him.
My mom came in and said she was going to call the cops if we didn’t stop.