octopus croquet

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You swing upside down from the ceiling like a stupid monkey while your friends hang from your balls and nuts like they’re doing a stupid circus act, all while trying to kick the face of some guy who’s laying naked on your mom’s floor like he’s never been embarrassed before.

My cousin did this at my aunt's house and got a black eye from a guy who thought he was invincible.

At my friend's house, the guy on the floor screamed like a baby and tried to run.

I tried to kick the guy and missed, and ended up face-to-face with his smelly sock.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You’re hanging from the ceiling like a meatball on a stick while your friends hang from your junk like they’re trying to kill you, and you’re trying to kick the head off a guy who’s lying on your mom’s rug like he’s a meatball on a stick too.

I kicked the guy so hard he flew into the couch and spilled a bowl of cereal.

My friend’s mom came in and yelled at us like we were a bunch of wild animals.

The guy on the floor had a tattoo that said ‘I survived this’ and it was half ripped off.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You’re hanging from the ceiling like a dumb pizza while your friends are hanging from your junk like they’re trying to break your spine, and you’re trying to kick the head off a guy who’s lying on the floor like he’s a soggy pizza crust.

I missed the guy and kicked my friend instead, and he screamed like a girl.

The guy on the floor had a mustache and it flew off when I kicked him.

My mom came in and said she was going to call the cops if we didn’t stop.

by Slangipedia 1d ago