octopus croquet
You’re hanging from the ceiling like a meatball on a stick while your friends hang from your junk like they’re trying to kill you, and you’re trying to kick the head off a guy who’s lying on your mom’s rug like he’s a meatball on a stick too.
I kicked the guy so hard he flew into the couch and spilled a bowl of cereal.
My friend’s mom came in and yelled at us like we were a bunch of wild animals.
The guy on the floor had a tattoo that said ‘I survived this’ and it was half ripped off.