octopissed - Octopiss is when you're so f***ed up you pee everywhere and

Octopiss is when you're so f***ed up you pee everywhere and stick to a wall like a f***ing wallflower.

I was octopissed after drinking all night and stuck to the wall like a f***ing wallflower.

He was octopissed and stuck to the wall during the class presentation.

My dog was octopissed and stuck to the wall like a f***ing loser.