octopissed

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Octopissed is when you're so angry you could pee on someone and still be mad.

My mom yelled at me for eating the last pizza. I was octopissed and peed on her shoes.

The dog ate my homework. I was octopissed and peed on the teacher's desk.

My brother called me a f***ing loser. I was octopissed and peed on his bed.

To octopiss is to pee like a f***ing firehose eight times in a row.

I drank eight sodas. I octopissed in the bathroom like a f***ing lunatic.

My little sister octopissed during a family dinner and scared everyone.

He octopissed in the school hallway and got sent to the principal's office.

Octopiss is when you're so f***ed up you pee everywhere and stick to a wall like a f***ing wallflower.

I was octopissed after drinking all night and stuck to the wall like a f***ing wallflower.

He was octopissed and stuck to the wall during the class presentation.

My dog was octopissed and stuck to the wall like a f***ing loser.

Octopiss is when a guy pees between a girl’s legs while she pees and it’s like a f***ing spider’s legs.

My cousin and his girlfriend octopissed in the bathroom and it was wild.

They octopissed in the park and got caught by the cops.

My brother and his crush octopissed and it was the best thing ever.