OCTOPAUSE
An octopause is a woman who dates eight men at once and doesn’t care if they catch her. She kicks one out and takes another in right away. She’s got eight guys and zero shame.
My octopause neighbor just dumped me for a guy who has a tattoo of a cat. That’s not cool.
My crush is an octopause. She’s got eight guys. I was just number 5. That’s not cool.
My octopause cousin told me I was just a backup. I’m not a backup. I’m a main.