OCTOPAUSE

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An octopause is a woman who dates eight guys at once and doesn't care if they know. She kicks one out and takes another in right away. She's got eight boys in her life and no time for drama.

Just found out my ex was an octopause. I was number 3. He got replaced by a guy named Kevin. Kevin is a bad name.

My mom is an octopause. She had eight boyfriends last year. I had to choose between soccer and her drama.

Octopause is a real thing. My cousin dates eight guys. She told me she’s not replacing me. That’s a lie.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A woman who dates eight guys at once and doesn’t give a damn if they know. She dumps one and grabs another in a second. She has eight men in her life and no time for feelings.

My octopause friend just dumped me for a guy who plays video games. He’s not even good at it.

My sister is an octopause. She’s got eight guys. She told me I was just a backup.

I’m not an octopause. I’m just dating eight guys. My mom says I’m not a real one.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An octopause is a woman who dates eight men at once and doesn’t care if they catch her. She kicks one out and takes another in right away. She’s got eight guys and zero shame.

My octopause neighbor just dumped me for a guy who has a tattoo of a cat. That’s not cool.

My crush is an octopause. She’s got eight guys. I was just number 5. That’s not cool.

My octopause cousin told me I was just a backup. I’m not a backup. I’m a main.

by Slangipedia 7d ago