Octopath
Octopath is a guy or gal who has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face so ugly it could scare a ghost.
My octopath cousin has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that could scare a ghost.
The octopath at the bar has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that could scare a ghost.
My octopath aunt has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that could scare a ghost.