Octopath

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An octopath is a lunatic with eight crazy disorders and eight or more kids who never got a dad. Their face is like a train wreck, shiny head, wobbly nose, lips the size of pancakes, and a gut that could hold a cow.
My octopath cousin has eight kids, a nose like a pig, and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck.
The octopath at the clinic had eight kids and a face that made the doctor run away.
My uncle is an octopath, he has eight kids, a nose like a pig, and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octopath is a word for someone who’s a total brat, lies like a rug, and has sex with everything. They have eight kids, no job, and a face that looks like a hot mess.
My octopath aunt lies to everyone, has eight kids, and has a face that looks like it was hit by a train.
My octopath neighbor has eight kids, lies to the whole town, and has a face that makes people laugh.
My octopath cousin lies to the priest, has eight kids, and has a face that looks like a hot mess.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An octopath is a walking disaster, they have eight kids, eight mental issues, and a face that looks like it was made in a trash can.
My octopath uncle has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that makes people laugh.
The octopath at the hospital has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that looks like it was made in a trash can.
My octopath cousin has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that makes people laugh.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octopath is a guy or gal who has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face so ugly it could scare a ghost.
My octopath cousin has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that could scare a ghost.
The octopath at the bar has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that could scare a ghost.
My octopath aunt has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that could scare a ghost.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An octopath is someone who’s a total idiot, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that looks like a pig that got run over by a truck.
My octopath uncle is a total idiot, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that looks like a pig that got run over by a truck.
The octopath at the clinic is a total idiot, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that looks like a pig that got run over by a truck.
My octopath cousin is a total idiot, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face that looks like a pig that got run over by a truck.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Octopath is someone who lies like a rug, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face so ugly it could start a war.
My octopath aunt lies like a rug, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face so ugly it could start a war.
The octopath at the school lies like a rug, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face so ugly it could start a war.
My octopath cousin lies like a rug, has eight kids, eight mental problems, and a face so ugly it could start a war.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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