Octopath
An octopath is a lunatic with eight crazy disorders and eight or more kids who never got a dad. Their face is like a train wreck, shiny head, wobbly nose, lips the size of pancakes, and a gut that could hold a cow.
My octopath cousin has eight kids, a nose like a pig, and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck.
The octopath at the clinic had eight kids and a face that made the doctor run away.
My uncle is an octopath, he has eight kids, a nose like a pig, and a face that looks like it was hit by a truck.