octofuckboi
The man who will take your wife and probably eat your leftovers for dinner.
He took my wife and my meatloaf. Octofuckboi, I'm gonna kill him.
My wife ran off with a guy who said he'd cook me dinner. Octofuckboi, that's not fair.
He stole my wife and my last pizza. Octofuckboi, I'm gonna get him.