octofuckboi

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The guy who will take your wife and laugh in your face while doing it.
My ex just married my neighbor. That's the octofuckboi.
He proposed to my wife right in front of me. Classic octofuckboi move.
She left me for a guy who had a tattoo of her name. Octofuckboi, I swear.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The man who will take your wife and probably eat your leftovers for dinner.
He took my wife and my meatloaf. Octofuckboi, I'm gonna kill him.
My wife ran off with a guy who said he'd cook me dinner. Octofuckboi, that's not fair.
He stole my wife and my last pizza. Octofuckboi, I'm gonna get him.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The person who takes your wife and makes you feel like a total failure.
He took my wife and my dignity. Octofuckboi, I'm so embarrassed.
My wife left me for a guy who had a better job. Octofuckboi, I'm stuck at work.
He took my wife and my self-respect. Octofuckboi, I'm so mad.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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