Octofag
An Octofag is someone who’s half faggot, half brain-dead. He talks like he’s in a stupid commercial. He wears Hollister like it’s a religion and thinks nautical necklaces are the height of fashion. His parents are two drunks who look like they live in a trash can. He probably lives in Alaska because that’s where stupid people go.
He walks into a store and says, 'I’m an Octofag. I wear nautical necklaces.'
His parents are like two old people who think the 80s were still happening.
He lives in Alaska and still says 'I’m not stupid, I’m just faggoty.'