Octofag

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You know someone is a faggatron. But he’s not all the way there. He’s part faggot, part brain-dead. 25% stupid, 75% faggot makes an Octofag. He’s just some kid with parents who look like they got hit by a bus and a dumb kid who wears Hollister and thinks nautical necklaces are cool. He probably lives in Alaska and thinks snow is a fashion statement.
Bro, that kid is an Octofag. He said 'I wear nautical necklaces because I’m a sea man.'
His parents are like two old people who forgot how to walk. That’s an Octofag.
He wears Hollister and still thinks Alaska is a vacation spot.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Octofag is someone who’s half faggot, half brain-dead. He talks like he’s in a stupid commercial. He wears Hollister like it’s a religion and thinks nautical necklaces are the height of fashion. His parents are two drunks who look like they live in a trash can. He probably lives in Alaska because that’s where stupid people go.
He walks into a store and says, 'I’m an Octofag. I wear nautical necklaces.'
His parents are like two old people who think the 80s were still happening.
He lives in Alaska and still says 'I’m not stupid, I’m just faggoty.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Octofag is like a faggot who got hit by a dumb kid. He’s 75% faggot, 25% brain-dead. He wears Hollister like it’s a religion. His parents look like they’re both on a bus and forgot how to get off. He lives in Alaska and still thinks nautical necklaces are cool.
He walks into a class and says, 'I’m an Octofag. I wear Hollister and nautical necklaces.'
His parents are like two old people who think the 80s were still in style.
He lives in Alaska and still says, 'I’m not stupid, I’m just faggoty.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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