OctoEd
OctoEd is when you’re a total loser and people call you a pussy because you let them walk all over you.
DM: 'I’m a total OctoEd. My crush broke up with me for my ex.'
Tweet: 'OctoEd is the reason I let my dog eat my homework.'
Text: 'OctoEd is my life. I’m just a loser.'