OctoEd

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OctoEd is when a lazy, broke, single mom who can't even support her six kids gets a stupid nickname because the news wants to pretend she's some kind of superhuman who can birth eight kids and still get free government money.

DM: 'OctoEd is the worst. She got free money and had eight kids? I had two and I'm still paying rent.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is just a broke mom who got famous for being a broke mom.'

Text: 'OctoEd is like the government's mistake that never ends.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OctoEd is your bestie, she’s got big titties, a goth vibe, and a wife who she will beat up if you mess with her. She’s cute, but don’t cross her.

DM: 'OctoEd is my BFF. She beat up my ex for me. She’s a legend.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is the thicc loli I need in my life right now.'

Text: 'OctoEd just gave my crush a black eye. I love her.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OctoEd is when you go number two so hard it feels like you’re trying to break the toilet.

DM: 'I did OctoEd so hard I got stuck in the toilet.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is the reason I skipped lunch today.'

Text: 'My dog did OctoEd on the carpet. It was a disaster.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OctoEd is when someone is so crazy they could be your neighbor, and you probably wouldn’t want them near you.

DM: 'My octo-neighbor is so weird she thinks the mailman is a spy.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is my neighbor. She talks to the plants.'

Text: 'My octo-neighbor tried to steal my Wi-Fi. I’m not mad, I’m just annoyed.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OctoEd is when you get a burger so big it looks like it was made by a meat-eating robot who also works at Burger King.

DM: 'I ate an OctoEd and now I’m floating.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is the worst. I only ate three patties and I’m already full.'

Text: 'OctoEd is why I can’t fit in my pants anymore.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OctoEd is when you’re a total loser and people call you a pussy because you let them walk all over you.

DM: 'I’m a total OctoEd. My crush broke up with me for my ex.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is the reason I let my dog eat my homework.'

Text: 'OctoEd is my life. I’m just a loser.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

OctoEd is the stupid extra game you download that makes you want to throw your Switch out the window.

DM: 'OctoEd is the worst DLC. I played it for 10 minutes and then cried.'

Tweet: 'OctoEd is like hell, but with more ink.'

Text: 'OctoEd is the reason I haven’t touched my Switch in a week.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago