OctoEd
OctoEd is when someone is so crazy they could be your neighbor, and you probably wouldn’t want them near you.
DM: 'My octo-neighbor is so weird she thinks the mailman is a spy.'
Tweet: 'OctoEd is my neighbor. She talks to the plants.'
Text: 'My octo-neighbor tried to steal my Wi-Fi. I’m not mad, I’m just annoyed.'