octocontrabass clarinet
This instrument is so old and broken it might be the reason why your clarinet teacher quit. It plays notes so low they could make your bones creak and your mom’s coffee go cold. No one uses it because it’s worse than a broken phone.
It’s so low it made my dog fall asleep.
It’s like the clarinet version of a dead phone.
It’s lower than my grandpa’s voice after a nap.