octocontrabass clarinet

This instrument is so broken it doesn’t even know it’s famous. It plays notes so low they make your balls hurt and your grandma’s ghost cry. No one uses it because it’s a piece of garbage that should be thrown out with the trash.

This clarinet is so low it could be the reason why your pants fall down. It’s like a clarinet that’s been buried under a mountain for 100 years. No one uses it because it’s broken and smells like old socks.

This instrument is so old and broken it might be the reason why your clarinet teacher quit. It plays notes so low they could make your bones creak and your mom’s coffee go cold. No one uses it because it’s worse than a broken phone.