october 5 - National food day. Eat so much food you’ll regret it. Food i

National food day. Eat so much food you’ll regret it. Food is life, and life is pain, so why not eat it all at once?

I ate 10 burgers on National Food Day and now I’m in pain.

My dog ate my whole fridge on National Food Day.

I tried to eat a whole pizza and failed, but I still got full.