october 5

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The day the most annoying, hot, and weird people were born. They can kiss you into a coma, laugh at your jokes like they’re the punchline, and act like they’re smarter than you but still fail at life.

My cousin was born on October 5th and I’ve been haunted by her ever since.

My crush was born on October 5th and now I can’t stop thinking about her.

I was born on October 5th and I’m still trying to figure out why I’m so weird.

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National food day. Eat so much food you’ll regret it. Food is life, and life is pain, so why not eat it all at once?

I ate 10 burgers on National Food Day and now I’m in pain.

My dog ate my whole fridge on National Food Day.

I tried to eat a whole pizza and failed, but I still got full.

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National nudes day. Everyone takes their clothes off, and some people just don’t know when to stop.

My friend took off all her clothes on National Nudes Day and I had to leave the room.

My teacher took off her shirt and now I can’t focus in class.

My mom took off her pants and my dad just stared at her.

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National Sans day. You speak like Sans, and it’s either adorable or annoying, depending on who you are.

My little brother spoke like Sans the whole day and I couldn’t handle it.

I talked like Sans and my teacher thought I was weird.

My friend talked like Sans and now we’re best friends.

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Shark fin was born. He’s a weird guy who probably stares at you for no reason.

Shark Fin stared at me for 10 minutes and I still don’t know why.

Shark Fin was born on October 5th and now he’s my enemy.

Shark Fin eats cereal for dinner and that’s just weird.

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National pick up a chair and throw it day. You pick up a chair and throw it. No questions asked. No consequences.

I picked up a chair and threw it at my brother because he was annoying.

My teacher picked up a chair and threw it at the wall.

I threw a chair at my dog and now he’s mad at me.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A day where the sexiest, smartest, most humble, and most talented people are born. They’re basically perfect, but they still have to deal with life.

My crush was born on October 5th and now I’m stuck in love.

I was born on October 5th and I’m still trying to be perfect.

My friend was born on October 5th and now she’s my favorite person.

by Slangipedia 4h ago